Monday, May 28, 2007

AB,His baby and Shweta's new bhabhi!!

I am on a roll today...fell like pouring my heart out on issues like the "Bacchans"....There is no reason there should be an issue called the "Bacchans"...Well according to me at least..

The entire hue and cry about the abhi-ash wedding...actually made me want to puke..but the voyeur in me got the better of me...I watched most of the coverage...hopin to get a glimpse of the bride and her "I cant believe I have the mightyAB on my side aur ab yeh baby bhi "thinkin AB Jr ...and who is quite lucky in life..(By lucky i mean being born to amitabh baccahn...that about sums up his achievements or the lack of them) ...but the difference between me and most others is (i think) that I knew wat I was doin and till date regret the time wasted on the crappy coverage...But wen I saw the frenzy. the media being shoved,abused,the common man(wats that by the way..I guess everyone who is not AB or Sachin T or even Mr/Ms Bobby Darling!!!)..I realised how little people(including me!) value our own lives and wat we do with the only thing which gets lesser by the second for each and every one of us...Our time in this world.....

Now back to the Bacchans and their bachpanas...Trust me there are numerous instances of these....I guess havin millions of imbecile girls shrieking and jumping all around him has made AB junior think that every girl who happens to be stuck at a traffic jam accidently next to his bus and who looks at him just because of the mere circumstance...is a crazy fan waiting to throw her T-shirt at him!!!....He thought the same about me i guess wen I saw him at Marine Drive shooting for Bluff Master(What a great bluff they pulled on us unsuspecting audience by calling it a film worth paying for!!)) Swaying to music he showed me a victory sign(wats that by the way...and please grow up will ya!!!) with a huge smirk..from atop a roofless bus....I was like watever....Please urself!!!.....& I looked the other way...Ya ok maybe i overdid it a bit...but still the smirk was a major turn-off....and so was the extra who was dancing around him very scantily and gaudily dressed...who later on I realised was none other than Ms Priyanka Chopra....Hmmmmm!!!!

But the main thing is that ke bhaiya sabse bada rupaiyya!!!

These people are making money...and that too insane amounts..... because of people like us...ok not me but others...who are quite gullible and at times plain stupid to make gods and godesses out of mortals like these and value them over everything else worth valuing in their lives....I read the other day that The Bacchans are gonna be the first family wen it come to taxpayers also....No doubts about that with UP Sarkar's Maya or the absence of it!!!

But these fans are given the "Achyuutt" treatment wen it come to "Its all in the family" type affairs...I was like...ya i respect that...But Since these people are aware of the sentiments of us over enthuse loyalists...I think they cud have give a snap or two of the happy couple...But thats their desision...Ok..Thats fair.....But then later on I see the "IT" couple posin at Cannes smiling...waving...giggling....standin stupidly....and Aish speakin in a hideous accent about how wonderful it is to be a baccahn bahu...ok maybe...but why tell all this at Cannes and to the firang photographers..who by the way did not care much(This was evident in a photo published in midday!!!)....wen all u cud do is moive the earth to make sure the Indian media and the aam junta never get to see/hear/speak to the "Happy Couple"......

The other day I read an interesting article which talked about the film "Guru" and how it is about a man who is totally self made and did his own thing to great sucess....But isnt that the exact opposite of Mr AB Jr...who wud not be anywhere without Mr AB Sr,his connections and focussed dedication to further his son's career and now Miss Rai....Well.....Couldnt agree more!!

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